Today as I checked the mail, I was mortified to pull out the Christmas catalogue for this area. Two of them. "Rural Post" and "Farmer Direct." Neither looked very glamorous. Apparently farmers don't wear make-up and heels. Residents of our neighbourhood are meant to wear rubber boots and tool belts. I feel like I am being forced to fit a mold.


Being surrounded by boys, I am hanging on to the last threads of femininity. Now this?
On the front cover of Rural Post, the promise of great Christmas gift ideas tempts the reader to continue. Now, call me ungrateful, but if anyone followed the suggestion of the magazine and purchased me a 'hawk bird scarer' (the modern equivalent to a scare crow), I may just peck their eyes out.


Anyway, my point is. Yes there are farmers nearby that may legitimately need some of these things, but I am still a girl and I am reluctant to let go of my womanhood for the sake of practical solutions.
I vote to get impractical junk mail. Civilised society is not that far from here.
Besides, I have Christmas shopping to do for 'non-rural dwellers,' so I will kindly recycle the farm mail and venture into the 'big smoke' tomorrow for some real shopping!




